Destroy All Humans (The AI's guide to doing the singularity correctly)

Too much text for not enough fun. Try this instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnxS5SZBYDM for about 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

ICH WILL!

With AGI and Singularity speculation issues again being the leading posts on HN I think it is time to lighten things up a little and drag out this older post, which seems as relevant today as it was when I wrote it 16 months ago.