sudhirj 4 hours ago

Congratulations! I’m sure someone will add ‘Web’ to your award once you do something useful internet related. Maybe try writing a HTTP tool or something.

  • sudhirj 4 hours ago

    Since you seem to know some C++, could always call it the C++ URL Retrieval Library, or maybe something more pithy.

cperciva 2 hours ago

This is fundamentally an example of the "drunk searching for his keys under the street light" problem: He's getting a wildly inappropriate form of recognition because that's the form of recognition Microsoft has a system for providing.

I had a similar experience with Amazon: I'm an AWS Hero not because I really make sense as an AWS Hero -- the Heroes program lives under Marketing and is fundamentally about helping people drive more customers to AWS -- but because a couple senior engineers said "we need to do something to recognize Colin's FreeBSD/EC2 work" and the Heroes program was what Amazon had in place.

curtis3389 3 hours ago

Too bad Microsoft is just a bunch of Ferengi in a trench coat.

  • throwup238 3 hours ago

    That’s an insult to Ferengi.

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pryelluw 4 hours ago

I can relate. Couple of years ago I was recognized as a Python software foundation fellow. My contributions to the Python community got me the award (I organize Python Atlanta). Has anything changed? Not really. It is listed in my resume but doesn’t make much difference. It has more personal meaning than anything. Feels good to be recognized every once in a while.

Congrats, OP.

wannacboatmovie 3 hours ago

Clearly he needs to append it to an overly ornate email signature block.

zabzonk 6 hours ago

I actually got nominated for an MS MVP by Jon Skeet, years ago when I was a front page "C++ expert" on StackOverflow (before it all went pear-shaped). I had to turn them down as at the time I did zero Windows programming, though lots in the past. Jon & the MS guys seemed nice enough.

dingnuts 5 hours ago

> Obviously the program people did not think I qualified for “web”.

this is just really, really funny on a bunch of levels

  • abound 5 hours ago

    Reminds me of Ken in the Barbie movie:

    > Actually my job, it’s just "beach"

  • munificent 5 hours ago

    Yeah, at least the transport layer and application layer.

natas 5 hours ago

Congrats on the well deserved C++ award!

makach 3 hours ago

Well, there is a threshold to get these! Even though Microsoft hand these out to a non-significant number of people it is still not an easy feat to get one.

It's a nice achievement to have. Congratulations.

29athrowaway 3 hours ago

Is not curl written in C, lol

  • lkuty 3 hours ago

    Looks like it is indeed. "I am of course not at all an expert in C++, but I do know my way around C. I suspect the people over there don’t care about the difference."

  • mlboss 3 hours ago

    Somebody should write in go and call it gurl!